Hello again, world

Been a while.

Remember when I used to talk about being busy in high school? You know, all those exams and projects due? Cake man, it was cake.
Now I'm in arts, which means I have homework, but I can get away with sitting around eating kraft dinner and watching BBC world news every now and then. Believe me though, that time is well earned, and well worth it.
Engineers? Mathies? Scientists? They're fucked.

So at the moment my back has me incarcerated in my dorm. My back? What? Yeah I'm the only eighteen year old you know who has had a recurring back problem for the last three days. I went to anthropology this morning -- but those plastic chairs at Biology 1 did nothing but worsen the state of my latissimus dorsi (google it). Luckily I brought extra strength muscle relaxants (from the time I had the terrible neck cramp) with me. Unfortunately, they seem to get me high rather than improve my back -- which is probably the reason I decided to blog ...wooowee oooh shiny things.

In other news; The dorm itself is... well, bitchin'. What can I say, we have a 900W sound system, an LCD TV, numerous-humurours posters, and space to dance/ride your bike. Dancing is optional. My own personal room has developed a rather pleasant aroma of rotting apples... which mysteriously ended up in my filing cabinet. It's clean, yes immaculate, no surprise for people who have lived with me in the past! Only problems, stolen change, little milk, mysteriously wet sink, curry, and terrible singing. If you've spoken to me in the last month, you understand.

Class! Hey! I'm skipping class right now! I know, I know, that's like 60 bucks from my tuition. Honestly though, I go to class and discuss things that I read in grade 10 with a bunch of catholics who keep associating bizarre elements with god..and the lord's prayer. What the fuck is the lord's prayer? I can do the reading here at home, in my immobile state of affairs, jacked up on pharmaceuticals...avoiding H1N1, just fine. Plus the rest of the course is an essay, which is already half done, and an exam...on the texts...which I'm reading. Ok, nuff said, I'll finish explaining my self (Sorry mom and dad) But I swear I am dragging myself to Sociology tonight, it's guest speaker night!

Other classes; Went to Anthropology (as I said) this morning and we talked about Homo erectus -- the, erm... hominid? Things can get a bit racy over at ANTH101. That class is getting tiresome -- with all the monkeys and whatnot, but at least my old retard high school teachers aren't the ones explaining it to me; "I went to McGill, I know what I'm talking about." -- Shut up douche-bag. Psychology? I LOVE psychology! In fact, I wrote the exam last night and it was one of those "never-look-back-because-you-know-you-got-the-question-right" exams -- which happened to be worth 38% of my final mark! Go me!
Introduction to Rhetorical Theory; let's just say that we found critical mistakes of the text book that the course is based on. Nuff said.

People constantly ask me what I do for food around here. The answer? Not much. I've lost eight pounds since September-- I'm starving.
When I'm not starving, I eat awesome experimental chicken and rice dishes, loads of pasta, and english muffins galore!
On mornings when I have a 10:30 class I indulge in the old age home breakfast; instant oatmeal, an apple, a multi-vitamin, and some peppermint tea. Lunch? What's lunch? Dinner is a big production and usually consists of heavily seasoned chicken with spicy rice, or pasta with a crazy cheese-marinara-sausage sauce. Each meal is accompanied with a huge amount of swearing and threatening to throw sharp objects.

What's to do in Waterloo? Nothing, go home.

Or you can come to my place and watch cheezy 1970's zombie movies and study for finals.

To keep yourself entertained while I think about more stuff to post -- have a gander at these.
http://omguw.blogspot.com/
http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2204471283
http://imprint.uwaterloo.ca/2009/oct/16/opinion/dear-sick-people/ <-- Read my comment below that article.
http://theboar.ca/

Anyways, I'm going to try and take a nap.